HAPPIEST and maple-SAPPIEST post EVER ...

Better brace UP for my HAPPIEST and maple-SAPPIEST post EVER ... 

I got back HOME just in time to watch the SUN set on the MOUNTAIN through the western WINDOW ... And my HEART filled with so much WARMTH that it melted the ICICLES hanging from the ROOF and turned the HORIZON on FIRE ... 

Ah ah ah ! YES ! 

Me and my good OLD self are slowly BUT surely returning to my VERY own and personal NORMALCY !

EPIC battle with WINTER ...

EARLY this morning, the WINTER-beast-that-just-WON'T-quit, opened its BIG mouth, stuck out its ALIEN-like-dripping-wet icy FANGS and CHEWED our house, EAST windows and walls FIRST ...

I then gathered my COURAGE to face the ENNEMY ...

And with one LONG swipe of my SNOW shovel, I broke ALL its TEETH ... which are now all PILED up in a HILL, looking like SHED crystal UNICORN horns ...