in the MAIL this morning !
Sent by my BESTEST friend Guy,
it brought back INSTANT memories
and made ME smile ! A SCORPION !
See, a FEW years ago, spending time the boyz and friends in MEXICO,
a scorpion FELL from the roof in the SCOOP of my t-shirt
while I was READING in a hamac.
I reacted as FAST as a DEVIL dropped in HOLY water,
cursing, JERKING and dancing around like a MAD woman
while people around watched, mouth OPEN,
wondering what was WRONG.
The beast FINALLY dropped on the floor
and ran AWAY fast ...
It didn't even have the CHANCE to bite ME !
There was a moment of SILENCE
then we ALL started laughing !
There is now a LEGEND going around in the YUCATAN
about the Grande GRINGA Loca WHO Scared a Malo ALACRÁN
by dancing the EVIL OJO BAILA ...