Look what I got myself this afternoon ...
A diamond ring the size of a whale?
A pair of expensive shoes that go clink-clank on the floor
and puts me in danger of breaking my neck any moment?
A nice plastic surgery job you know where?
Hell, nooooooo!Got myself a VW van !$150 !Baby blue !
I am so excited,
I have been driving it around the mountain
for the past three hours !
Time to prepare supper, mom!
No way !
I am living one of my dreams right now !
And manual too,
no automatic grandma version !
Gotta go !